First pressing on limited edition heavyweight 180g "Extra Medium Cheddar" colored 12" vinyl variant in a handsome matte-finished jacket. Package includes download card, lyric inner sleeve & bifold poster.
Includes unlimited streaming of Extra Medium
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Record/Vinyl + Digital Album
First pressing on heavyweight 180g classic black 12" vinyl in a handsome matte-finished jacket. Package includes download card, lyric inner sleeve & bifold poster.
Includes unlimited streaming of Extra Medium
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Compact Disc (CD) + Digital Album
On ye olde compact disc in a handsome matte-finished jacket with a lyric booklet.
Includes unlimited streaming of Extra Medium
via the free Bandcamp app, plus high-quality download in MP3, FLAC and more.
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Purchasable with gift card
$15USDor more
lyrics
Fishing for attention at highway speeds
Desperate to meet my eye
Is a smiling, Photoshopped, bare-shouldered bombshell
Making it hard to drive
I don’t remember anybody asking me
If they could pimp my gaze
With a 50-foot billboard selling Big Macs and Money Back
And Painless Procedures for my Varicose Veins
I wish they’d’ve stayed in the back of the phone book
And just left me well enough alone
But some marketing team made a whole lot of money
Taking my eyes off the road
I don’t want to be convinced anymore
Ashamed or enticed
Made to think I’m falling short
So that someone can make up the difference for a price
Wall ads, bench ads, painted on a bus
Or dragged behind a plane in the sky
It’s everywhere I go and it’s everywhere I look
It’s getting hard to escape my eyes
I mean, what am I doing, watching commercials
At the gas pump on a little TV screen?
I never asked for this, and I can’t turn it off
Like some bad Bradburian dream
I don’t want to be convinced anymore
Ashamed or enticed
Made to think I’m falling short
So that someone can make up the difference for a price
Squatting my unoccupied attention
Selling what I never meant to buy
I don’t know how you got my number
But I’d like to unsubscribe
I wouldn’t know what I didn’t have
Until I saw it in a magazine
Nice shoes, duck face, adolescent hip-to-waist
Big watch, square jaw, hard body, good skin
Prime, Pro, pre-check, air miles credit card
Fast car, stiff cock, married with kids
credits
from Extra Medium,
released April 29, 2022
Written by Izaak Opatz
Izaak Opatz: Lead Vocals, Rhythm Guitar
Malachi DeLorenzo: Drums, Backing Vocals
Dylan Rodrigue: Bass, Keys, Backing Vocals
Albert Hickman: Lead Guitar
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I had the pleasure of seeing him perform live in San Diego in a very intimate set. His music just brings me a deep state of comfort, like listening to a friend.
Candy Colored Clown
